The Bush Song
(sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know ...   Full text

Bush and Saddam

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair.

They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Saddam presses the first button.

A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs.

A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the 2 ...   Full text

The Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

4) "They misunderestimated me." ...   Full text

Eight people missing in the Alaska, They test a new model GPS-receiver.

Give the cat in good hands. Schooled to the toilet, beatings and starvation.

The teacher asked:
- John - what is responsible?
- I have only one button on the pants.
- And what?
- That it is responsible.

Statistics show that for every male over 85 years old accounted for 7 women. But, it's too late!

Man comes in the pharmacy:
- Give me the stack of condoms! !
Vendor:
- Could you more politely?
- Give a stack of condoms, please!
- But more politely?
- Please, stack of contraceptives.
- Can be more modest?
Man get his dignity, puts on the table and said:
- Make clothes for gentleman!

Sitting man on rails. Suitable other and said: Move please, I also want sitting.

Holland multiplier was involved with his players.

Vice said his boss:
- Boss, I come, as we can save a large sum!
Boss:
- John!!! Do you want to leave?