Good Mechanic



A salesman had car trouble on a back country road. He opened the hood and inspected the engine.
"The trouble is in the battery," came a voice from behind him." The salesman turned around quickly to see who had spoken, and the only thing in sight was a sway-backed old horse watching him over the pasture fence. Naturally, this completely unnerved the fellow, and he took off down the road. About twenty minutes later, he came to a filling station. After he caught his breath, he told his story to the owner.
"You mean to say that you saw no one near the car but that horse?"
"Yeah, that's right."
"Oh don't mind him," said the gas pumper. "He doesn't know a thing about engine trouble."