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smile  (14.09.2008 14:45)  
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Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, ???I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day????.

Jose says, ???. ???Look at your sign, what does it say????

Carlos??? sign reads, ???I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.???

Jose says, ???No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.???

Carlos says, ???So what does your sign say????

Jose shows Carlos his sign??????

It reads, ???I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico???.???







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