Making the Maximum Profit
Overheard at a party:
The bookmakers are taking bets on who Donald Trump will marry next (a serious remark).
Odds are: Marla Maples 34 to 1, Elizabeth Taylor 5000 to 1, etc. etc., and Boy George 65000 to 1.
Someone else who overheard suggested that The Donald would place a large bet on Boy George and marry him to collect.
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