Short Day

And I just had to include this next joke. It’s one of those jokes that’s just so stupid you have to laugh.

A woman wakes up, puts up the shade, takes the cover off the parrot’s cage, makes coffee, and smokes a cigarette.

Suddenly the phone rings. It’s her boyfriend saying he’s coming over.

She snubs out the cigarette, pulls down the shade, unplugs the coffee pot, puts the cover back on the parrot’s cage, and gets back into bed.

From under cover, the parrot mutters,

“Well that was a short fuckin’ day!”