Good Jokes

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who.?
Didja make yur bed this morning?
Knock,knock.
Whos there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Wanna come out and play?
Knock,knock!
Whos there?
Ayatollah.
Ayatollah who ?
I a toldja yesterday that I was sick !

knock knock who's there tuna fish tuna fish who? you could tune a piano but you could not tune a fish from rocky5

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!

KNOCK KNCOK
WHOS THERE
BABY BLUE
BABY BLUE WHO
MICHEAL JACKSON

------Many already know the joke with "impatient cow"......
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Impatient Cow
A: Impatient Co......... Q: Moo
------Another one
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Impatient Starfish
A: Impatient Starfis........... Q: Put's their hand up into the other person's face (Like a starfish)

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
A faggot.
A faggot who?
A faggot who loves knock knock jokes.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Willis!
Willis Who?
Willis cock fit in your mouth?

Knock knock
who's there?
who
who who?
what are you a fucking owl?

knock knock
whos there???
emerson
emerson who??
em er some nice tits bitch!!!

KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO's THERE?
ALISON!
ALISON WHO?
ALISON TO DE REGGAE MUSIC!

Q: What happend when Osama Bin Ladan spread his girlfriends legs
A: He saw Bush

You know the world's coming to the end when the best basketball player is chinese, the best baseball player is from the dominican republic, the best rapper is white, the best golf player is black, and the most powerful people in the world names are Bush, Dick, and Colon.

A man knocked on a persons door and said " oh Presidant Bush has been
captured by the Talaban and if we dont send them a billon pounds then
they will burn Bush on a fire with petrol." Can you help us
The man replies " Okay, so how much have you raised then"
He replies " About 2 gallons"

I heard that Election Day was a day of abstinence, no dick or bush.

Because in the bible, the only talking Bush is on fire...

I figured out why us Americans are loosing money.
Kerrys face was so big he made us buy big screen tv's just to fit his face on so we could watch the debates.

Remember, God spoke to Moses through a BUSH not a KERRY!!!!!

George W Bush is good for the economy:= He has silver in his hair , gold in his teeth , stones in his kidney , steel in his knees , sugar in his blood and gas in his ass!!!!

Whats the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
Dubya had an exit strategy for vietnam

(In George Bush Voice)
I Belive that America is Like my butt when ever I scratch it something goes wrong! Thank You and good Night

why did kerry want to get his nipples peirced?
because he heard bush had a dick cheney

there were five presidents on a plane. george washinton, abe lincon, tom jefferson, george bush and bill clinton.
g washinton says "ill make 1 person happy" and so he throws 1 1 doller bill off the plane.
a liincon says "ill make 20 people happy" so he throws 20 1 doller bills of the plane.
t jefferson says "ill make 100 people happy" so he throws 100 1 doller bills off the plane.
g bush says "ill make the whole world happy" so he throws bill clinton off the plane.

what did bush say to kerry when he won teh election?
Why the long face?

WHY DOES MRS BUSH LIKE TO GO ON TOP WHEN THEY ARE HAVING SEX ? ? ?
Because George Bush can only fuck up!

I heard that there is this horrible, disgusting, foul, disease around now.
Its called "Gonnarealected".

Q: How do you get Bush out of the presidency?
A: Bribe him with a banana.

George, The Canadian Prime Minister and Bin-Ladin were walking down the beach together and the Canadian said look an Aladin Lamp.He picked up the lamp and said lets all rub on it and see if it works!! So they proceeded to rub on it together and PLOOF a genie popped out and said "thank you for getting me outta there and setting me free I will grant you three wishes but since you all rubbed together I will have to give you each one wish" . So who's first? They all decided to let the Canadian go first since he found the lamp. The canadian said for his wish he wanted all the farm land in Canada to be fertile forever. The genie said it's done and all the farm land in Canada was fertile ...   Full text

why do Australian guys wear shorts ..............
its cheap air-conditioning for their brains

How can you pick a well balanced Australian Male....................................
He's the one with a chip on both shoulders

I was talking with George W. Bush and I got on the subject of my new album. I asked him if he wanted tapes or CDs when he bought it. He replied, "I'll take CDs." to which I replied, "Well then, you can SEE DEEZ NUTS!"