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Joke #1199
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Yo Mama is so fat that it takes a year to go around her Full text |
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Joke #1198
(Dec 21, 2006)
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*************yo mumma so fat that shes king kong's bitch************
*************yo mumma so fat she has to use a dump truk insted of a taxi*****
*************yo mumma so fat when she was 5 she went to go in a sumo contest thay said no profeshenals alowd******************
*************yo mumma so hairy se has afros on her nipples**********
*************yo mumma so nasty i ... Full text |
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Joke #1197
(Dec 21, 2006)
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ur mamas so fat that wen she wears yellow people shout taxi at her!
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Joke #1196
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Yo Mama so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang....
Yo Mama so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said " one at a time
please "....
Yo Mama so old, when god said let there be light, Yo Mama hit the
switch....
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she got ... Full text |
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Joke #1195
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Yo Mama so fat, she go baptised at Sea-Wolrd
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits at the beach, Greenpece push her back into
the water
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Joke #1194
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Yo mamas like WA Salvage... she not fancy but she cheap! Full text |
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Joke #1193
(Dec 21, 2006)
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1) Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
2) Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "We, are family"
3) Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battiery up here butt and said ," I HAVE THE POWER!"
4) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in every mirror in here neighborhood and they all broke
5) Yo ... Full text |
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Joke #1192
(Dec 21, 2006)
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yo mamma so stupid, when she filled out an application it asked what is your education and she put hooked on phonics
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Joke #1190
(Dec 21, 2006)
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your mama so poor when she went in the front door she came out the back Full text |
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Joke #1189
(Dec 21, 2006)
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your mamas so fat, i had to roll over her twice just to get on her good side Full text |
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Joke #1188
(Dec 21, 2006)
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yo moma is so fat that when she wore tie-dye, she shit out skittle and said, "TASTE MY RAINBOW BITCH"
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Joke #1187
(Dec 21, 2006)
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yo moma is so skinny that when she wore a white turtle neck she looked like a busted condom! Full text |
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Joke #1186
(Dec 21, 2006)
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yo mom is so poor that when i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i asked her wat she was doing and she said moving!!!!! lol Full text |
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Joke #1185
(Dec 21, 2006)
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ur moms so poor that when i walked into the house i stepped on a cigarette butt she started screamin at me "who turned out the heat"?????? ur moms so poor that when i dropped a cigarette but on the floor she started to cheer "CLAP UR HANDS, STOMP UR FEET, THANK THE LORD CUZ WE GOT HEAT!!!??? Full text |
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Joke #1184
(Dec 21, 2006)
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UR MOM IS SO UGLY THAT UR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD BYE!!!!! Full text |
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Joke #1183
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Your moma so fat, her clothes come in three sizes..... Xtra-Xtra-Xtra large, Jumbo, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US!!! Full text |
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Joke #1182
(Dec 21, 2006)
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You mama is so fat she sold her knickers to the army and they used them of parachutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Full text |
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Joke #1181
(Dec 21, 2006)
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your mama is so ugly when she went outside she got aressted
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Joke #1180
(Dec 21, 2006)
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1.yo mama so old jesus signed her yearbook.
2.ya mama so fat she iron her pants on the driveway.
3.ya mama so poor her face is on the front of the foodstamp card.
4.ya mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the curb.
5.ya mama so stupid she got locked in super 1 and starved to death. Full text |
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Joke #1179
(Dec 21, 2006)
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1)ur mama so old she was here when burger king was burger prince
2.)ur mama so fat she step on a dollar and made 4 quarters
3.)ur mama such a ho a man asked her when does ur legs open up Full text |
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Joke #1178
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Yo Mamas so nasty....
shes puts ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh
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Joke #1177
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Yo mama's like a nail, a little rusty, but she gets the job done Full text |
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Joke #1176
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Yo mama so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch! Full text |
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Joke #1174
(Dec 21, 2006)
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yo mama so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkie
yo ma a so poor i saw her kickinfg a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said movnig
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minets
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Joke #1173
(Dec 21, 2006)
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yo mums so fat shes on both sides of the family Full text |
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Joke #1172
(Dec 21, 2006)
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ya mamaz so stupid she sat starin at a orange juice carton for 2 hours cuz it sed concentrated! Full text |
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Joke #1171
(Dec 21, 2006)
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yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a bogger popped outa geaorge washingtons nose!! Full text |
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Joke #1170
(Dec 21, 2006)
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Your mum is so fat, even god couldn't lift her spirits Full text |
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