1. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
2. yo mama so nasty she gotta sneak up on bath water
3. yo mama so poor she had to put a milkshake on lay away
4. yo mama so old she took her drivers liscense picture ontop of a dinosaur
5. yo mama so old her social security number is in roman numerals Full text

1 your mom is so fat when someone says lets haul ass she has to make 2 trips
2 your mom is so fat when she walks through the room the radio skips
3 your mom is so fat back in school everybody sat next to her
4 your mom is so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes
5 your mom is so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born Full text

yo mamas so ugly she only gets whistled at before the train hits Full text

Yo momma so dumb she put make-up on her forehead to make up her mind
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??????
I DONT KNOW CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YEARS NOW Full text

your mamma is so dirty dat she has 2 wipe her feet b4 she goes outside! Full text

ur mama is like a bowling ball.......pick her up in the alley........finger her..........throw her in the gutter and she always comes back 4 more
if any1 wants to say sumthin bad send me an email
Frozone_01@hotmail.com
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you mama is like a brick flat on both sides and always getting laid by dirty
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yo mama like a door nob
everybody gets a turn Full text

ur mama is so dumb she stole free bread.
ur mama so old her breast milk is powdered
ur mammas so old she did year three wit jesus
yo mamas so short and skiny that she gets used 4 a dildo
yo mommas so old she owes jesus 3cents
ur mammas so fat that her belt size is the equator
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Yo mamas so fat she gets horney off a cook book Full text

ur ma is so fat when she eats cake she basicly wears it... Full text

your mumma is so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost Full text

Yo Mama So Fat When She Stood on the Talking Scale it said "Get The Fuck Off"
Yo Mama is SO Fat When Stood on the Scale it said" Sorry We don't Do Livestock" Full text

Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in a picture frame
Yo mama is so ugly she made michael jackson look beutiful
Yo mama is so fat her lumps married
Yo mama is so fat she was used as the worlds biggest gobbstoper
Yo mama is so fat when she farted america blew up
Yo mama is so fat she plays godzilla in his latest movie
Yo mama is so stupid she shot the cat and stroked the ... Full text

Yo Mama so fat she has to wear a watch on both arms, cuz she takes up 2 time zones! Full text

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. Full text

ur mama's like a casino, liquior in the front, poker in the back Full text

yo mama so fat she use the driveway for a ironing board
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yo mama so fat she use the driveway for a ironing board
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Your mom's so damn pathetic, that she uses yo mama jokes as her only insult.
PS- its best not to use that to some one. not because its dumb, but also because its a yo mama joke and people will definetly call you a damn fool for using those gay little jokes. Full text

Yo Moma so fat she like Chinese food Sweet, Sour, and Cheap Full text

ur mams so fat she went on a sun bed and came out looking like a zebra Full text

yo mama is so dirty the u.s military threw her in the field for a smoke grenade Full text

yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples Full text

1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL
2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store & starved 2 death! LOL
3. yo mamas so fat her belly button has a echo! LOL Full text

yo mama is so hairy when u where born u got rug burns Full text

YO MOMMAS SO STUPID, SHE ACTUALLY BOUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL Full text

ya momma like a f1 driver ! she burns 4 rubbers at a time Full text

ya momma is so fat it takes me 2 busses and a train 2 get on her gd side Full text