Good Jokes

yo mama so fat her blood type is rago
yo mama glasses r so thick she looks at a map and sees people wavingyo mama so dum she tripped on 4th street and landed on 12th

Ur moms like a hamburger full of fat and only worth a dollar.
ur mom so fat that when she walks down the street in a yellow shirt people yell ''Taxi!!''
ur moms so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
ur mom so fat every time she turned around u would have to throw her a welcome back party.

yo momma so dum she thought a qouter back was a refund

Your moma is so fat that to iron her close you have to put them in the middle of the street to let the cars run over it.

yo mama so fat wen she jump in the air she got stuck!!

Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

your mom's so stupid she got ran over by a parked bus

Yo mama so fat, that when god said let there be light he told her to roll over.

Yo Mama So Fat She Masturebates to a cookbook
Yo Mama is SO Fat When She went to a restaurant she looked at the Menu and said "okay"
Yo Mama So Fat she went to Mcdonalds and Asked For A my size meal and they gave her a key to the store
Yo Mama So Fat We are in her right now
Yo Mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo Mama is so ugly they are moving Halloween to her birthday
Yo Mama is so ugly she has to creep up on bathwater
Hopfully you find these to funny

Yo Mamma's so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed you!
Yo Mamma's so fat I ran outta gas drivin around her.

Yo Mama is so fat that it takes a year to go around her

*************yo mumma so fat that shes king kong's bitch************
*************yo mumma so fat she has to use a dump truk insted of a taxi*****
*************yo mumma so fat when she was 5 she went to go in a sumo contest thay said no profeshenals alowd******************
*************yo mumma so hairy se has afros on her nipples**********
*************yo mumma so nasty i called up for phone sex and got an ear infection*************
*************yo mumma so fat her 1st grad photo was a satilite image********
*************yo mumma so small that she poses for trophes*************
*************yo mumma so dumb se got fired from a fruit store from chucking away ...   Full text

ur mamas so fat that wen she wears yellow people shout taxi at her!

Yo Mama so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang....
Yo Mama so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said " one at a time
please "....
Yo Mama so old, when god said let there be light, Yo Mama hit the
switch....
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone....
Yo Mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car....
Yo Mama so dumb, she sold her car for petrol money....
Yo Mama so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck....
Yo Mama so poor, she cant afford to pay attention....
Yo Mama so poor, burgulars break into the house and leave money....
Yo Mama so ...   Full text

Yo Mama so fat, she go baptised at Sea-Wolrd
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits at the beach, Greenpece push her back into
the water

Yo mamas like WA Salvage... she not fancy but she cheap!

1) Yo mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish
2) Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "We, are family"

3) Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battiery up here butt and said ," I HAVE THE POWER!"
4) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in every mirror in here neighborhood and they all broke
5) Yo mamma's so ugly she looked in a mirror and ended her life

yo mamma so stupid, when she filled out an application it asked what is your education and she put hooked on phonics

yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicks!!

your mama so poor when she went in the front door she came out the back

your mamas so fat, i had to roll over her twice just to get on her good side

yo moma is so fat that when she wore tie-dye, she shit out skittle and said, "TASTE MY RAINBOW BITCH"

yo moma is so skinny that when she wore a white turtle neck she looked like a busted condom!

yo mom is so poor that when i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i asked her wat she was doing and she said moving!!!!! lol

ur moms so poor that when i walked into the house i stepped on a cigarette butt she started screamin at me "who turned out the heat"?????? ur moms so poor that when i dropped a cigarette but on the floor she started to cheer "CLAP UR HANDS, STOMP UR FEET, THANK THE LORD CUZ WE GOT HEAT!!!???

UR MOM IS SO UGLY THAT UR DAD TAKES HER TO WORK SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO KISS HER GOOD BYE!!!!!

Your moma so fat, her clothes come in three sizes..... Xtra-Xtra-Xtra large, Jumbo, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US!!!

You mama is so fat she sold her knickers to the army and they used them of parachutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mama is so ugly when she went outside she got aressted

1.yo mama so old jesus signed her yearbook.
2.ya mama so fat she iron her pants on the driveway.
3.ya mama so poor her face is on the front of the foodstamp card.
4.ya mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the curb.
5.ya mama so stupid she got locked in super 1 and starved to death.