Good Jokes

Your mom's so damn pathetic, that she uses yo mama jokes as her only insult.
PS- its best not to use that to some one. not because its dumb, but also because its a yo mama joke and people will definetly call you a damn fool for using those gay little jokes.

Yo Moma so fat she like Chinese food Sweet, Sour, and Cheap

ur mams so fat she went on a sun bed and came out looking like a zebra

yo mama is so dirty the u.s military threw her in the field for a smoke grenade

yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples

1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL
2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store & starved 2 death! LOL
3. yo mamas so fat her belly button has a echo! LOL

yo mama is so hairy when u where born u got rug burns

YO MOMMAS SO STUPID, SHE ACTUALLY BOUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL

ya momma like a f1 driver ! she burns 4 rubbers at a time

ya momma is so fat it takes me 2 busses and a train 2 get on her gd side

i made these up, and there pretty decent
1.ur mamas so fat, slimfast slowed down and stopped
2.ur mamas so dumb i asked her why she wus blowing into a recycling bin, she said she wus trying to recycle air

Your mama is so fat when she stepped out of the ocean the Lost City af Atlantis reappeared!!!!

Yo mama is so fat, not even God could lift her spirits!!!

Your momma so ugly that when Arnold said " I'll be back!" he never came back.

Yo mama so hairy, it look like she got buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn when you were born.

YO mama is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
YO mama is so fat when she walked across the room the cd player jumped...AT THE RADIO STATION
YO mama is so fat her blood type is ragu
YO mama is so fat when she goes missing she takes up all four sides of the milk carton
YO mama is so fat shes got pounds in one pocket and yen in the other
YO mama is so fat the last time she saw '90210' was on the scales
YO mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
YO mama is so fat she walked in front of the tv...i missed four commercials
YO mama is so fat she has to get out of the car to change radio station
YOmama is so fat the waiter ...   Full text

Your Mama is SO Fat She went into Jenny Craig, and They Said Sorry We Don't Do Miracles
You Mama is So Fat When She Fell Down The Stairs they turned into a ramp
Yo Mama is SO Fat When She Sits around the house, She Breaks it

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL SO SHE COULD SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!
YO MAMA SO DIRTY, SHE GOTTA SNEAK UP ON HER BATH WATER.
YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE BOUGHT A SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

your moms so old when i tapped her on her back her titties fell off.LOL

Yo mammas so UGLY, she looked out the window and got arrested for indeacent exposure.

yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch..

Your momma's so poor that when someone threw a cigarette butt at her feet she starts singin' "clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat!"

Your mum is so ugly last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

Your MoMA teeth so Crooked when she walk down the street and smile it looks like she throwing up gang signs..

ur mummas so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on
ur mumma so ugly, not only did she fall out the ugly tree and hit every branch, she had the nerve to climb back up eat all the fruit and then jump out again

your mama is like a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicons

ya momma so dumb that sha went 2 the movie theater and the sign said under 18 not permitted w/out parent so she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

yo mama so poor she cant afford warefare.
yo mama so dumb she went to a chat room and wen some1 cyber rape her she said im going to PRESS charges.
yo mama so poor she went to macdonalds and saw the $ menu she told her kids i cant affoed it.

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE MAKES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE DENSEL WASHINGTON.
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY FOR HALLOWEEN SHE WENT AS HERSELF.
YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO PUT M&M IN ABC ORDER.
YO MAMA IS LIKE CAKE EVERYBODY GETS A PIECE.
YO MAMA IS SUCH A HOE SHE TRIED OUT FOR A AMUTER VIDEO AND THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESINALS.
YO mama is like a vacum everything gets sucked up.
yo mama so dumb she thought party sasauge was a porno.
yo mama so dumb she thought viagra were vitimans.