Good Jokes

Yo Momma so skinny that she can hoola hoop in a cherrio.

yo mamas so clomsy she triped and missed the floor.

Yo mamas so fat, when she fell down, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up

yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones

yo mama so dumb she drowned in an empty swimming pool.

1. You're so poor that when I asked your mom why she was knocking on the side of a garbage can, she said, "My kids locked me out"
2. Your mom's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.
3. Your mom's so ugly, your dad can't leave the house because he doesn't want to kiss her goodbye.

yo mama is so stupid she thought duncan dounuts was a basket ball team

Your Mama so fat she can't sit down in fast food restraunts because the seats only come in rows of 4

your mamma is soo fat when she volunteered to cleann the cages at the zoo ppl would walk by and say look at that hippopatamous

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS ON THE TOILET IT SINGS ABC 123 GET YO FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!

Ya mums so fat the only thing stoping her at jenny craig is the door

your momma so fat that wen shes at tha beach all the kids shout " free willy! free willy! "

Yo mama so fat that she walked into a antique store and said "wats new"!
Yo mama so stupid when she saw a school bus filled with white kids they she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE"!!!!!!

jesus a priest and a stupid fat man are all on a boat jesus walks across the water gets something to eat and comes back the priest walks across the water gets something to drink and comes back the stupid fat man trys to walk across the water and sinks the priests says to jesus should we tell him where the rocks are

Your mom is like Mc Donalds when i go to her house im lovin et

Your mamma is just like a big mac full of fat and only worth a dollar

ur mom is so fat that evil canival tried to jump her butt and he fell in the hole.....

Your mama so ugly she got to trick or treat by phone!

Yo moma so old when she told me her age i thought it was her phone
number

yo mamas so ugly and hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
yo mamas so old i slapped her in the back of the head and her tits fell off
yo mamas like a birthday cake everybody gets a peice
yo mamas like a screen door after you bang her a few times she gets loose
yo dads like cement it takes him 2 days to get hard
yo mamas like pizza hut if shes not there in 30 minuts its free
yo mamas like mcdonalds billions and billions served
yo mamas so ugly it looks like shes been hit by a truck full of WHAT THE FUCK

1.Your mamma is so black that when she went inside the ocean people thought she was an OIL SPILL.
2. Your momma is soo black that when she went to black school....they marked her absent.
3.Your momma is so FAT that when she sat on a dollar....Quarters Popped Out.
4.Youre momma is so UGLY that when The Terminator said "ILL BE BACK"... He never ever came back.
5.Youre momma is soo sticky that when sheep went inside a pond...she polluted it.
6. Youre momma is so poor that she had Sex for A penny or for Free.
Final: Your momma is so Vaginaly Deformed that when she peed...she peed thought 3 sections: The Anus ; The Mouth ; and Through her nose....
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Yo Mama's Like A Vacuum, She Blows, Sucks, And Gets Layed In The Closet.
Yo Mama's Like A Hardware Store... 10 Cents A Screw.
Yo mama like a shotgun one cock she blows.
Yo Mama's like a Bowling Ball, Pick Her up, Finger Her, Throw Her Down The Gutter, And She Always Comes Back For More.
Yo mama like a bubble gum machine, 25 cents a pop.

Yo mama so fat she needs to use a boomerrang to put her belt on.

ur mum is so fat when she went swimming the whales started sining " we r family!"
the once was a girl called louies who pupic hairs hung from he knees , she thought she will be clever by knitting a swetter to so her little crabs wont freez
there was a man from eden who got on the bus yo deeden it said on the door dont spit on the floor so he jumped up and spat on the cellen
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your mamma is like a gun two cocks and she blows

yo mama so fat wen she got on the talkin scale it said"error error 1 person at a time please"

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

Yo mama is just like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets layed in the closet

Your Mumma's so fat.. when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!!!.
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yo mama's tits were so hairy everyone thought they were coconuts