*Yo momma so curvy she makes all the gay boys look straight.*
*The big planet up in the sky....................................yeah, that's named after yo mamma...................................................................Instead of Uranus, its Heranus*
I hope you all liked that cause im special....
Special Ed,,,,,,,,, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Your mum is so old when i hit her back her tits fell off
Your mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish
your mum is so dumb she got locked tescos and die of starvation
Your dad is so dumb he sold his car for petrol money
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Yo mama is so fat she has to sleep on the lawn
Yo mama is so fat that they named a planet after her
Yo mama is so fat that she takes a bath in a swimming pool
Yo mama is so fat that there is ho-bo's living in her fat rolls
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Your mama is so stupid they told her to buy a color tv and 3 hours later she came back and said" which color"
You mama is so fat her driver license had her pictire on the front and at the end it said more picture on other side Full text

your mommas so ugly that she gives freddy krugar nightmares Full text

you so fat when u stped on a scale it said get the fuck off Full text

your moms so fat when she wore a malcom x shirt a helicopter tried to land on her. Full text

I rode ya mum like a harley... cept i blew b4 the harley did Full text

Your mama is so old, she stopped dating when Jesus broke up with her. Full text

yo mama so fat she trip over H.E.B. WALMART AND LAND ON TARGET Full text

Your Mums had more one ups than mario Full text

Yo mama is so fat
that she uses the lincoln tunnel as a drinking straw Full text

Your Mama's Teeth Are So Yellow, She Puts The Sun Out Of Buisness !! Full text

Yo Mama's So Ugly, When She Went To Enter The Ugly Competition They Said "Sorry, No Profesionals" !! Full text

Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout. Full text

ur mumma is so fat she uses a washing machene as a vibrator Full text

Yo mamas glasses r so thick dat she can c into the future wit her eyes closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Full text

yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see ppl waving. hehe =)
tell me wat u think
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yo moma so old she owes jesus a fiver Full text

your momma is so backwards she sits on the tv and watches the couch! Full text

I know it's stupid
Yo mamma's so stupid that when she heard the band name, the Killers, she called the police and said that she found them. Full text

Yo mamma so fat that when you guys go on a camping trip, she is the tent. Full text

your mama so fat she went to K.F.C they ask what size bucket and she
said the one on the roof!! Full text

Yo mama so old she knew mr.clean when he had a afro... Full text

Yo Mama So Fat And Stupid When She Looked In The Mior She Said Dam Look At That Fat Ass Over There. Full text

ya mumma so fat she has to crap in a water tank Full text

your mums such a slut, i raped her and she told me to fuck her again Full text

Yo mamma is so hairy... Bigfoot takes pictures of her!! Full text

yo mamma like a cooker a nobs turn her on
yo mamma like a tv a 3yr old can turn he on
yo mamma like a pool table all bals go in Full text

yo mammas teeth so yellow she closes her mouth and her belly shines Full text