Good Jokes

your mums so dumb when she walked into dixy fried chicken she asked how much is 2.99 meal.

your mums so poor she was sucking peoples fingers as they exited burger king.

ur mom is so loose she can use her pussy as a sail

yo momma so fat that when she goes into the swapmeet,she has to pay 6
bucks +plus tax just 2 get in.
yo momma so fat ,when she called jenny craig for help ,she said sorry
mission i-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e......
yo momma so fat ,she rocks herself 2 sleep ...trying 2 get up from bed..
yo momma so fat , she uses 3 toilets 2 take a shit!,one for her right ass
cheek ,the other for her left, and the middle one, for her asshole....
yo momma so fat when a cop saw her ,he said hey u 2 break it up!
yo momma so fat she uses pillow cases as socks......
yo momma so fat her tub is basically her toilet/...............
yo momma so fat shes spotted on a radar!

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

1. yo mamas so fat it took 3 taxie rids, 2 train rids, 7 air plane rids and 1 car rid to get to the other side of her.
2. yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone.
3. yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glasss wall to see what is on the other side.
4. yo mamas so dumb she tried to dround a fish.
5. yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocrie store and starved to death.
6. yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
hahahahahahaha that was good lol tell me if it was good or not

yo mama soooo fat she stuck a 9 volt battery up her butt and said "o have the power"

yo mama so fat she jump in the air and got stuck

yo mama so fat she went to the moves and sat next to everyone

yo mama, is soooo fat, that when she steps into th elevator... it HAS to go down!!

your momma's so fat that she was walking down the street during a parade and a kid from the stands said " hey dad look at that float its so life like"

Your momma so fat...She stepped off a curb into the street and I went to swirve around her and ran out of gas.

Ya mom so stupid thet she brought batteries for a solar powered light!!!!

yo mama is so nasty
she puts ice on her pussy to keep the crabs fresh

Yo mammas so hairy that you almost died of rug burn when you were born!!!

Yo mamas so flat shes jealous of the wall!

your momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out big bitch!
your momma is so fat the pillsbury dough boy told her "hey bitch quit eating my food"
your momma is so greedy when you were born she slapped you and breast fed her self
your momma is so poor when i went to your house i asked her whats for dinner she got on the table and said black angus!

yo mamma is so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phonebook

yo mammy so nasty that i wnt over yo house asked whats 4 dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

your mama sooo fat she would have been in et but when she rode over the
moon she caused an eclipse

Yo mama so fat, when the bitch wears a red shirt, people are like
"Hey KooL Aid"

your momma's so fat the other day she cut her leg and...............gravy came out

your mum so fat when she jumped in the antartic ocean she made it turn in to a pudle

ure mums soo fat people have 2 take 3 trains and a bus just to get to her good side.
ure mums sooo fat people run round her for exercise
ure mums soo fat se has to sleep downstairs so se dosent fall through the roof!!

yo mama snore so loud I say daddy's home yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE GOT LOCKE UP IN THE SUPER MARKET SHE STARVED TO DEAD

your moma is so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

ur mom is so dumb i told her christmas was right around the cornner and she went looking for it

yo mamma so baldheaded that in order to get a bun in her head, she got to use a baby sock

Yo momma is like a bag of chips, FREE TO LAY