Good Jokes

Yo momma's like a shotgun, 6 cocks and she is loaded

yo moma is so fat that she sit on a high school and made a pre-school.
yo moma is so fat cause shes pregnat.
your mom is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
your mom is so ugly that she walk up 2 a hounted house an got ajob.
your mom is so fat that thats one of the reasons they invinted yo mama fat jokes cause shes flated.
what do u get when 300,000,00 white people jump of an airplane.
Q.snow!

YO mama's so fat she got every caterer on speed dial
yo mamas so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat people on da street started yellin "TAXI!!"
yo mamas like a doorknob everybodys used her once
yo mamas such a retard she went out lookin fo a hooker and came back with paris hilton!
yo mamas such a hoe a nickel gets u 9 hours with her

Yo' mama's so fat she went on a seafood diet and whenever she saw food she ate it.

YO MAMMAS SO FAT BEFOR GOD SAID LET THEIR BE LIGHT HE SAID"BITCH GET YOUR BIG ASS OUT OF THE WAY"

yo moma is so stupid,when she went to the rated "R" movie & it said "under 17 not admitted", she went out and got 16 of her friends!

YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE HAD 2 GET BAPTISED AT SEA WORLD!

Yo Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!!!

yo mamma so poor, i saw her kicking a coke can down the street so i asked her what she was doing and she told me yall were moving.
yo mamma so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said 3 rd bucket on the left.
Yo mamma so nasty i saw her in a dumpster and i asked her again what the hell was she doing and she said grocery shopping.
yo mamma so fat she went to the beach and the wales started singing we are family even though your fatter than me!
yo mamma so fat she has to take a bath in the kiddy pool
Yo mamma so ugly the dog wont even fuck her.
yo mamma so dumb she picked up the hair spray cuz it said ...   Full text

Yo mamma so fat when she stood on the scales they said TO BE CONTINUED

yo mama so fat when she went into the donut shop they said there go dem' missin jelly rolls

1. yo momma so fat that she weighed so much she sunk into the middle of the earth due to the magnetic poles!.
2. Yo momma so fat that we are in side of her right now!
3. Yo momma so skinny she used a dorrito to hanf glide on!
4. Yo momma so fat that when she stood up that she hit her head up on the moon and got a bump on her head.
5. yo momma so stupid she triped over a cordless phone!
6. yo momma so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store.

your mama so nasty she has to cut the string off her tampon so crabs don't bunji jump.
yo mama so nasty she has to take a bath with saltwater to keep her crabs from migrating
yor mama so dark when she walks across the floor she leave skid marks
Yo mama so tall she she back flipped and kicked god

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide

*your moma is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn
*your moma is like a tv any 2 yr old can turn her on
*ur moma like a lemonaid stand 99cents a squeeze
*ur moma so stuped that it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min
*ur moma spent 5 hours staring at a orenge juce box cuz it said concentrait
*ur moma so stuped she has to put lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind
*you are so0o0o0o poor i saw ur moma kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she told me "moving"

ya mama so fat when she cooks she burns her neck on the stove

yo mama so dark that when she stands in front of the tv when it's on it looks like it's turned off

yo mamas so old that when she went to breast feed milk powder came out

YO MAMA IS SO POOR I WENT OVER HER HOUSE DEN I AXD CAN I USE DA PISSA DEN SHE SAID SHORE AND GAVE ME 2 STIX 1 TO HOLD DA CEILING UP AND 1 TO FIGHT DA ROACHES

Your mother's so fat she walked past my window and blocked ten days of sunlight.

yo mama sooo dark, if u put vasoline on her, she'll look like a pair of patented leather shoes.

YO MOMMA IS SO NASTY, SHE POURS SALT WATER DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH.

Yo mamma is like a squirle she always has nuts in her mouth.
Yo mamma is like a pool table balls go in every hole.
Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gasloine.

Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an ...   Full text

yo mama so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over and oreo

Ur mothaz so fat that when she sat on a Quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Yo mama is so fat shes got more rolls than the bakery.
Shes got more balls than the lottery.
Your mums so fat that to get on her good side you have to go to the other side of the world
Shes so fat that she gets the belt size the size of the equator
Shes so fat that when i was in my car and she was crossing the road, i swerved around her and ran out of gas!!!!

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to rename it beaver!

Yo momas like hardware store 5 cent a screw.
Yo mamas like a gumball machine 25 cents a blow.
Yo mamas like a light switch even i five year can turn her on.
Yo mamas like walmart lower prices every day
Yo mama so nasty I asked her what you guys was having for dinner she opened her legs and said tuna.
Yo mama so ugly she got arrested for lookin out the window.
Yo mamas so ugly she went to a scary costume contest and they told her no professionals.
yo mama so dumb she was takin a test and when it said dont write her she put ok
yo mama so fat her favorite music is rock and roll
yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so short she ...   Full text