Good Jokes

Your mom is so stupid she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

your mom is like payless you pay less to get more

yo mamma so fat , she stood on the scale and the doctor said I want your weight NOT your zipcode.

Yo Mama is soo fat when she goes to a buffet the restaurant needs rush delivery of food (bah dum pshhh)

Yo mama so dirty i lifted up her arm and saw she was really albino
Yo mama so fat you can slip n slide between her rolls
Yo mama so dumb she asked where is he when she played Simon Says
Yo mama so poor she ordered a round of steaks on lay-away
Yo mama so big you can rock climb her stretchmarks.

-ur mom is so fat when she was born she gave the hospitals stretches
-ur momma is so fat when she was born the onl way to baptize her was throwing her in the ocean
-ur mom is so fat when she died her coffin took up the graveyard
-ur mom is so small she needed a ladder to climb to the top of the penny
-ur momma is so old i found out that she was best friends with jesus in the Bible
-ur moma is so fat when she went by the tv u missed ur 2 hour special
-ur mom is so fat she could only take a shower in the niagra falls
-ur mom is so fat when she was sent to space i thought she was a new dicovered planet
-ur mom is so fat when there was water in her ...   Full text

Yo Mama So Fat, She DJ's for the Ice Cream Truck!!!

* yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks..
* yo momma so ugly when she looks in her closet the boogey man quite..
* yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry...
* yo momma so ugly when she crys her tears run down the back of her head cuz they are scared of her face....
* yo momma so stupid she has to be drunk to breast feed you...
* ya momma so stupid when you were born youre dad said what a treasure... and then youre momma said ya lets go bury it....

Yo momma is so stupid, that when someone asked for a balls transplant, she asked why and how, and the person said,??? I was bowling when I brought the ball up to far back and then BOOM IT HAPPENED???, and she thought he said I want bowling balls for my new balls.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she heard about mount. Fuji she thought it was a Hawaiian word for mount. Fudge, so she tried to eat it, and then some of her teeth shattered and she said, cool it even comes with free sprinkles.

*Yo momma so curvy she makes all the gay boys look straight.*
*The big planet up in the sky....................................yeah, that's named after yo mamma...................................................................Instead of Uranus, its Heranus*
I hope you all liked that cause im special....
Special Ed,,,,,,,,, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Your mum is so old when i hit her back her tits fell off
Your mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fish
your mum is so dumb she got locked tescos and die of starvation
Your dad is so dumb he sold his car for petrol money

Yo mama is so fat she has to sleep on the lawn
Yo mama is so fat that they named a planet after her
Yo mama is so fat that she takes a bath in a swimming pool
Yo mama is so fat that there is ho-bo's living in her fat rolls

Your mama is so stupid they told her to buy a color tv and 3 hours later she came back and said" which color"
You mama is so fat her driver license had her pictire on the front and at the end it said more picture on other side

your mommas so ugly that she gives freddy krugar nightmares

you so fat when u stped on a scale it said get the fuck off

your moms so fat when she wore a malcom x shirt a helicopter tried to land on her.

I rode ya mum like a harley... cept i blew b4 the harley did

Your mama is so old, she stopped dating when Jesus broke up with her.

yo mama so fat she trip over H.E.B. WALMART AND LAND ON TARGET

Your Mums had more one ups than mario

Yo mama is so fat
that she uses the lincoln tunnel as a drinking straw

Your Mama's Teeth Are So Yellow, She Puts The Sun Out Of Buisness !!

Yo Mama's So Ugly, When She Went To Enter The Ugly Competition They Said "Sorry, No Profesionals" !!

Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout.

ur mumma is so fat she uses a washing machene as a vibrator

Yo mamas glasses r so thick dat she can c into the future wit her eyes closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see ppl waving. hehe =)
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yo moma so old she owes jesus a fiver

your momma is so backwards she sits on the tv and watches the couch!