yo mamma is so fat she caused the grat flood when she did a cannonball Full text

Ur Momma is sooooooooooo nasty, when she puts on secret deoderant it tells on her!!!!! Full text

yo mama so fat and black when she triped they said darkness falls. Full text

Yo mama is so fat, that she attracts her own moons.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she spins, time stops!
Yo mama is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so fat that she alters the laws of physics (yeah I know its lame) Full text

your mama's like a chrictmas tree cause everyone hangs on her balls Full text

ya momas so fat she walked out the door with high heals and came back with flip flops. ya momas so skinny, she can dodge the raindrops, ya famlys so poor, i steped on a lit cigaette and ur brother saod o hoo turned off the heat. ya famlys so poor i rang the doorbell and ya moma stuck her head out the window to say dingdong. theres more where that came from. Full text

yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven! Full text

ur mama is so dumb she climbed ova a glass wall 2 see wat is on the other side Full text

yo mama is so fat she puts deodrant on her neckrolls hahaha
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ur mum is so dumb she drilled a hole in the roof to watch sky Full text

Your moms pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born, he got a rugburn.
Your moms so slutty, shes got to put ice in her pants to keep the crabs cold.
Your moms so slutty, i asked her what was for lunch she opened her legs and said crabs.
Your moms like a bowling ball, shes been fingered, thrown in the gutter and used over and over again.
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Your mamma so fat shes a packer fan Full text

yo mama just like a bungee cord..... goes up and down and when the rubber breaks.....you die! Full text

your mum is so fat someone tried to drown her but she wouldnt fit in the bath Full text

yo mama is so horny your sister came out pregnant Full text

ur mum is so fat that she dousnt have corn rows......... she has crop circles Full text

Your mamma so fat she needs a hoola hoop to hold up her sock. Full text

Your mama so fat she wears a fish net for a bra! Full text

yo mama so small she commited a suiside by jumping off a cuarb Full text

1.ur mom's so small she commited suicide off a curb.
2.ur mom's so dumb she got starved in a food factory.
3.ur mom's so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was over the other side. Full text

a blond walks into a bar. ouch Full text

Why is a blonde's coffin Y-shaped?
because when they lie down their legs open! Full text

how can you tell when a blonde is confused???
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!!! Full text

Two Blonds walk in to bar------ya think the2nd one would of seen it Full text

How do u hit as blonde without actually hitting her
With a thought Full text

What botton did the blonde push when they read push any botton on the computer.
Their belly botton Full text

What do u get when u cross 2 blondes together
Half a BRAIN Full text

How do u keep a blonde busy
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner Full text

Why was the blonde staring at an orange juice bottle for 2 hours
Cuz it had Concetrate on it Full text

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. ... Full text