Good Jokes

I know it's stupid
Yo mamma's so stupid that when she heard the band name, the Killers, she called the police and said that she found them.

Yo mamma so fat that when you guys go on a camping trip, she is the tent.

your mama so fat she went to K.F.C they ask what size bucket and she
said the one on the roof!!

Yo mama so old she knew mr.clean when he had a afro...

Yo Mama So Fat And Stupid When She Looked In The Mior She Said Dam Look At That Fat Ass Over There.

ya mumma so fat she has to crap in a water tank

your mums such a slut, i raped her and she told me to fuck her again

Yo mamma is so hairy... Bigfoot takes pictures of her!!

yo mamma like a cooker a nobs turn her on
yo mamma like a tv a 3yr old can turn he on
yo mamma like a pool table all bals go in

yo mammas teeth so yellow she closes her mouth and her belly shines

ur mum is so fat that she is classified as a car park

not sure where to put these, but since this is cutdowns involving yo mama, here you go...
1. The best part of you ran down yo mama's leg!
2. You were an accident...your daddy had a wet dream and yo mama rolled over in it.

yo mama so dumb she couldnt pass a blood test
yo mama so hairy dat big foot takes pictures of her
yo mama so stupid dat when she was driving to disney land on the highway, and the sign said disney land left, so she turned around and went home
yo mama so skinny dat i tried 2 slap her ass and got a broken hand

you mama is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car

ur mums lyk a rugby pitch everyone gets a try!!

ur mom so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gum ball

ya mums so hairy when she turns her arm to the side it looks like shes giving king kong a head lock !

your mom is so fat it took 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side
your mom so stupid she tried to drown a fish
your mom is so stupid she burnt sushi
your mom is so fat that when she wore her fav green outfit to japan all the people are like godzilla!

Ya mamma breath so bad the ice cream man gave her a listerine popcicle

ya mamma soo fat she has to use greyhound busses as roller skates

yo momma so fat she uses her nose as a vacuum

yo momma so fat she cant fit in outterspace
yo momma so fat she got stuck in a black hole

yo mama's so fat that i slapped her thigh and rode the wave all the way up to her sthomach.

Yo momma so old that the whole world ran to the other time zone

Ya Mamma so fat when she went to africa the elephants rode her.
ya mamma so fat she ate both jenny and craig.
ya mamma so fat when she walked past my house i thought it was night time.
ya mamma so fat i tried to walk around her but i got lost.
ya mamma so dumb she got locked in forty winks and slepted on the floor
ya mamma so dumb when she went to the airport she came to a sign the said AIRPORT LEFT so she turned around and went home.

Ur Mamma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.

yo mama so hairy she gots afros on her nipples

Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!

ur muma is sooooo dumb when da judge says "order" she says , coke and a burger