Good Jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her ...   Full text

Yo mamma's house so small when she eats at the table her elbows are sticking out the living room!

yo mamma so fat they can't find waldo

yo mamma so fat when she did it with the bus driver the bus had hidrolyics

1. yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
2. yo mama so hairy bigfoot be taking pictures of her
3. yo mama so fat when she shakes her ass it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud
4. yo mama so poor I saw her walkin down the street with one shoe on, I asked her did you lose a shoe, she said no I found one.
5. yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.
6. yo mama just loves playing carpenter because when she gets hammered, I nail her.

yo momma so fat she fell on a dollar and made four quarters

yo momma so fat when she went to use the bathroom the toilet started singing A,B,C,D,E,F,G get yo fat ass off of me

yo mama's pussy is such a black hole,she walk down the street suckin up everything in sight.............

Yo mama so stupid, she was going to disney and when she was driving down the interstate she saw a sign that said "disney world left", so she turned around and went home

Yo momma is so poor her house was on
Extreme Makeover; Cardboard Edition

ure momma is like a mo-ped, fun to ride until ure friends find out.

yo mama is sooo wrankly that she has to screw her hat on

yo momma is so poor, that the last time she smellt a hot meal, was when a rich guy farted.

yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma is so fat that when she wants someone to shake hands with her, she has to give them directions.
yo momma is so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
yo momma is so fat that she has her own area code.
yo momma is so fat that i had to take a train, and two buses just to get on her good side.

yo mama so short, she did a drive-by in a hot wheel.

YO MAMA IS LIKE A BUFFET $3.00 DOLLARS AND IT'S ALL YOU CAN EAT!

Ur momas so ugly she looked out the window and got charged for mooning

yo momma's so fat, i saw her walking down the street with a pig in her arms, i asked her, where'd u get that from, and the pig said I won it in a raffle!

your momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept

yo mama is so smelly she made right guard take a left!

yo mama so smelly she made speed stick slow down!

your mamas so dumb. when she went to the doctor he said she had to take a pregnancy test, and she said "how long do i have to study"

ur mumaz so fat she put a yeloow rain coat and sum1 shouted out taxi.
yo mumaz so fat avri time she dits paid da money sinks in her hands.
yo mumaz so fat dat da supermarket told her to piss off and go to jupiter where she can fit.

bitch yo momma pussy so Black I had to get a flashlight and a map just to find the right hole to put my dick in!

ya mamma is so fat i did a 5km jog but only did 2 laps round her
ya mamma is soo fat when she goes on jogs she gets gravel rash on her boobs
i'll throw a raciest won in
why don't black men like blow jobs..........coz they don't like any job
y is a 69er better than a family reunion........only have to kiss one cunt
a blonde went to a antique road show and took a tampon with her and walked up to some one and said tell me what period this is from
a blonde and a brunette walked into an office and the brunette noticed that a guy had dandruff and she said "he needs head and shoulders", the blonde replied by saying "how do you give shoulders"?

Yo mama so black and her teeth so yellow she look like a Pittsbergh Steelers helmet.

yo mama so ugly even rice crispies wont talk 2 her

yo mamma is so fat when i got in top of her to fuck her my ears popped.

Yo Mamma is like a hockey puck, everyone gets a whack!
Yo mamma is like a lightswitch, a 4 yr old can even turn her on!
Yo mamma is so old I slapped her back and her tits fell off!
Yo mamma is like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and lays in the closet till next time!
Yo mamma is so fat her belly button plays peek-a-boo
Yo mamma is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly lights up!
Yo mamma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn
Yo mamma is like a toilet, full of shit!
Yo mamma is like a bus, everyone gets a ride!
Yo mamma is like a squirell, she can't even keep nuts out ...   Full text

YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT MASTERBATING WAS A KARATE TEACHER.

Yo mamma so short when she went to school no one saw anything but the back pack.