If a blonde and a brunet fell off a cliff at the same time and went at the same speed which one would hit the ground first
The brunet would because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions Full text

I blonbe got a free lesson to a helicopter and when she got it she radioed in and said,"what do I do". The people said fle to 10,00 feet,so she did.Then she said "where do I go now".They said a go to 20,000 feet. Then they herd a loud crash and the blonde was bairly alive a they asid "What happened" and the blonde sais "It got too cold so i turned the big fan off". Full text

Why did the blonde girl have a bruise on her bellybutton?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Full text

Once there was a blonde who decided she wanted to earn some extra cash.
She rang one man's door bell and explained what she wanted to do.
"How much will you charge to paint my porch?" The man asked her.
"I'll do it for $50," she said.
He agreed and she started working.
Meanwhile the man's wife asked him if she knew that the porch extends all around the house.
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Whats a smart blonde?
A golden retreiver Full text

How could u make a blonde laugh next year
Tell her a joke today Full text

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She ... Full text

joke1. what does a blonde and a bowling ball have in common.
They will both end up in a gutter
joke2.what does a blonde and a screen door have in common.
the more u bang the looser they get!!!! Full text

3 died blonds are on a flight to cuba for a holiday 2 are wearing undies the third isn't the other 2 blondes ask the third why she is not wearing undies she answers if we crash the first thing they look for is the BLACK BOX Full text

Q- What happened to the tap dancing blonde?
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A- She fell in the sink.
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what do you do when a blonde throws a grende at you
PULL THE PIN AND THROW IT BACK Full text

what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you ...........................................
run like HELL shes got a grenade in her mouth
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Why did the blonde student get pregnant by the mexican?
Because the teacher told her to go home and do an esa! Full text

Q. How do you confuse a blonde on Monday?
A. Tell her a joke on Friday!
Q. How can you tell a blonde was at the computer?
A. The white out on the screen. Full text

There was this blonde women and she went to her dads farm, she saw a cow and felt like the cow was saying shit. so she asks how much milk can u produce more than me? the cow says thats it u have insulted me and sticks his horns in her ass than she goes to her dad and say the cow horned me in the ass the dad laughs and says ur silly thats not a cow thats a steer. Full text

Q-Why do blondes keep empty milk cartons in the fridge? A-In case any of her house visitors want black coffee! Full text

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all entered a swimming contest, 2 swim frm Santa Monica 2 Catalina doing the breaststroke.
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About 14 hours later the redhead staggered on 2 the shore, she woz declared the fastest breaststroker. Bout 40 mins l8r the brunette crawled on shore, n declared the 2nd place finisher. ... Full text

There was a blonde and a brunette and they walked into a bar, sat down and started to watch the 7:00 news.
The Brunette said "I bet you a beer that that women will jump off that building"
"Ok" replied the Blonde.
Surely enough the women did jump off the building.
"Ok you won, budwieser or miller light?" said the Blonde
then the Brunette confessed... "No you dont owe me ... Full text

Why did the blonde sleep with the Mexican?
Her teacher told her to do an Essay. Full text

2 Blondes having lunch on a park bench one sunny day when 1 blonde goes to the other 1 "lets play a game....if you can guess how many sandwiches I have in my lunch box I will give you the both of them" Full text

What does the blonde say when the doctor says she's pregnant.
"Is it mine?" Full text

whats the difference between a blonde and a 1st grade teacher?about 150 iq points Full text

whats the differrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? big foot has actually been spotted Full text

santa clause,the tooth fairy,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde are walking and see a 10 dollar bill.who picks it up first?the dumb blonde because the tooth fairy,santa clause and a smart blonde arent real. Full text

what do you call 15 blondes in a circle?a dope ring Full text

whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
when you slap the mosquito it stops sucking! Full text

Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar .U Think One Of Them Would Of Seen It Full text

What do you call a naked blonde performing a handstand?
A brunette! Full text

There was a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and santa clause staring at a five dollar bill that had fallen on the ground... who ended up with the bill?
The dumb blonde cuz theres no such thing as a smart blonde or santa! Full text

THREE women were walking on a beach one day a black woman, a chinese woman and a white woman, the blonde of course, the three were just strolling, laughing and talkin wen suddenly they saw a magic lamp in the sand, a genie appeared and said i'll grant u each one wish after im finished talkin, so say it now or leave me be.....the black woman said i want a strong black man with lots of money, ... Full text