THREE MEN, a black man, a chinese man, and a white man, the blonde of course, were locked up in prison for doing heinous crimes and were about to be executed, they had three means of execution to choose from, to be hanged, to be shot, or to be injected with the aids virus and die slowly and painfully, the black man being first chose to be shot in the head, the chinese man wanted an open casket ... Full text

What do you call a bunch of pissed off blondes?
Frosted Flakes Full text

A blind man walk into a bar 1 night, orders a drink and says to the person next to him, "hey, would you like 2 hear a blonde joke?" the woman next to him says "listen mate i am a gold medal weight lifting champion, and im blonde, my friend over there is a martial arts 2 time silver medalist, and shes a blonde, and my sister bside me is a 3 time bronze medalist at kickboxing, now do u still ... Full text

two blondes were walking along when the first blonde saw some tracks. she said i think these are deer tracks. the second blonde replies with no these are definitely bear tracks. the two blondes continue to argue when they get hit by a train. Full text

Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?-------------------------------------------She had a blonde boyfriend! Full text

Q: If you throw a blonde and a brunette off a building, who will reach the ground first?
A: The brunette.
Q: Why?
A: Because the blonde had to stop to ask for directions.
Q: After a while, she still doesn't reach the ground. Why?
A: Oh, she lost her way. Full text

Q. Three girls walked into a bar. The first girl went to the counter and asked for a wine, so the bar attendent gave her a wine. The second girl went to the counter and asked for a cocktail, so the bar attendent gave her a cocktail. The thirl girl walked up to the counter and asked for a v.b, so the bar attendent gave her a v.b.Which girl is really dumb?
A. The girl who asked for a v.b ... Full text

What did the blode say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine? Full text

What does an airplane and a blonde have in common? They both have a black box. Full text

a car broke down in the middle of the desert with three women inside. A red head, brunette and a blonde. They all decided that they have to go out to find help. doing this they all decided to take something with them. the red head asks the brunette what she was taken and the brunette said "some water just incase we get thirsty". The brunette asks the red head the same question and she replys i ... Full text

How can u tell if a blonde has been in your fridge?
there's lipstick on the cucumber Full text

A BLONDE IZ DRIVING IN HER CAR AND SHES SWERVING ALL OVER THE PLACE SO A POLICEMAN PULLS HER OVER AND HE SAYS Y R U SWERVING SHE SAYS IM GONNA HIT A TREE SO THE POLICEMAN SAYS NO THAT UR AIR FREASHNER Full text

A brunette a redhead and a blond are sitting at the table drinking coffee. The brunette starts a conversation by saying that she went into her 15 your old daughters room and found a pack of cigarettes.
And says, I had no idea she smoked.
The redhead says. That's nothing. I went into my daughters' room last night and I found a bottle of Vodka.
I had no idea that she drank.
The ... Full text

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a seperate box! Full text

What does a Blonde and Spagetti have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat em' Full text

Q. How Can You Tell A blond Was AT tHE COMPUTER
A. The Joy STICK IS WET Full text

a blonde went into a shop and askd for a blonde hair die ... she went home and put some on her hair .. but she didnt relise dat it was actually brown hairdye(becuz da shop assistant was blonde and gave er da rong 1) so she washed her hair ... and she was cleva from dat day onn ..... hahahha dya getit ????? lmfao .......
m jes playin yall ....... Full text

What dose a barbie doll and brittany spears have in common?
they bothe are blonde,they both are brain dead, and the both are made of plastic. Full text

Their are these ther girls k . Well they were driviing in thir truck the blone was sitin in the back and the other girls were in the front of the car well they crash into a lake the brunette and red heads come out of the water and about 30 min. later the blonde comes up and they ask her were she has been and she says i could not get the tel gate open. Full text

There were two blondes and they get stuck on an island and the fisrt blonde goes what do you think is closer the moon and melbourne
the second blonde goes DER the moon you cant see melbourne from here can you Full text

there was a dumb blonde driving down a motorway and a truck driver was trying to overtake but she was all over the road. so he yelled at her pullover. so she pulled over and the truck driver took out some chalk and drew a circle and told her to stay inside it. then he got some scizzors and cut all the leather in the car.and the women began to laugh. so he got an axe and hacked the car to ... Full text

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "GEE! thanks for the refill!" Full text

There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that was hanging down a cliff. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should let go because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette thought to herself ???I'll let go.???
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she ... Full text

there is a brunette skipping down a railroad track saying 21,21,21,21 so a
blonde comes and said that looks like fun so she starts skipping saying
21,21,21,21 all of a sudden a train comes and the brunette moves the blonde gets hit next thing you know the brunettes back on saying 22,22,22
22. Full text

A blonde woman was speeding down the street,when she realized she was being pulled over.The blonde pulls over to the side of the road.The blonde woman cop gets of the car, and walks over.She asks the blonde for I.D.,the blonde asks what does it look like.The blonde cop says,"its square and it has your picture on it.So the blonde looks through her purse and pulls out a compact and opens it,she ... Full text

How do you tell apart a blonde female from a blonde male?. Answer. A blonde female has a higher sperm count Full text

what do you call a blonde standing on her head????
A brunette with bad breathe! Full text

What do you give the blonde who has everything?
Penicillin Full text

Q: What do u call a blonde who dyes her hair
A: Artificial intelligance Full text

A blonde storms into her house banging doors and shouting at her boyfriend as she's just heard that he's been seeing another women."This is the final straw!" she shrieks."I'm going to kill myself!" She grabs a loaded pistol and holds it to her head.Her boyfriend thinks this is ridiculous and can't stop laughing at her."I don't know why you're laughing!"she screams "You're next!!!" Full text