Your so blonde when you went through a deaf person area you said shhhh..... be quiet! Full text

wat do u get when u cross a blonde with a turtoise?? An even slower thinker Full text

What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
Last years hide and go seek winner! Full text

there were two thin sisters one said, which one do u think is closer , the moon or london?The other sister says,"duh the moon because u can't see london". Full text

There was this blonde who was driving along the road and swerved a tree, swerved another tree, and kept swerving trees untiil she rolled off the road. When the police got there, they were that she was out of the car totally unharmed and applying lipstick. She said to the police that there were heaps of trees in front of her and that she couldn't keep swerving them. The policeman ... Full text

a blond and a brunette are talking about why everyone thinks blondes are dumb.So the blonde says i hav an idea,( to the brunetts amazement) the brunette says to whats ur idea.The blonde says ill dye my hair the same colour as urs to see if ppl can tell the difference.So later on that day the blonde dyes her hair brown.Then they walk up to a guy in the street and says one ov us is a blonde can ... Full text

a guy takes his blonde gf to her first football game, after the game he askes her how she liked it, she said i liked the tight pants and big muscles, but i didnt understand what all the fighting over 25 cents was about, the guy askes what she means, and shes like well at the begining of the game they flipped a coin and for the rest of the time someone was always shouting - ILL GET THE QUARTERBACK! Full text

what do u tell a woman with two black eyes ??
nothing you already told her twice Full text

There was a blonde who had just bought a new ferrari, she was so happy that she started doing doughnuts in front of a truck driver.
She kept doing it until the truk driver got really, really angry, so the truck driver got out of his truck and pulled the blonde over. He told her to get out of the car, so the truckie drawed a circle and told the blonde to get in it and dont get out until i ... Full text

Theres two blonde guys and they go for a hike in the woods. The first blonde guys says to the other "I gotta take a crap". The second blonde guys says to the first, "go behind that tree over there". The first blonde guy says to the second, "but i dont have any toilet paper,". The second blonde guy replies" just use a dollar". So the first blonde guy goes behind the tree and comes out ten ... Full text

there was a blond a red head and a brunette standing outside of the building the lived in.
the brunette looks down and exclaims,
"that looks like cum"
the red head bends over and takes a wiff and exclaims,
"that smells like cum"
the blond dips her finger in and has a taste and exclaims
"yep it is cum, but it's no-one from our building" Full text

3 woman were stranded on a island, A brunette,A red head, And a blonde, They were walking on the desserted island and suddenly came across a genie bottle lieing in the sand, So the brunette picks up the genie bottle and rub's it 3 time's, Out came a genie on the third rub, the genie said 'I will allow you each one wish that i will grant' So the brunette replies i wish to go back to my home, ... Full text

Q. What do you get when a blonde ddyes her hair black?
A. A very stupid Brunett
Q. Why did you change your hair color, Blondie?
A. Somebody told me all the blondes were dieing, and I want to live.
Q. Do you know the difference between a natural blonde, and a bleach blonde?
A. About 100 IQ points
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A blonde is round at a friend's house for a barbeque when she comes running into the kitchen and tells her friend she's just been stung on the hand by a bee."Oh dear,"says her friend sympathetically"Do you want to put some ointment on it?" "Don't be silly!" laughs the blonde."It'll be miles away by now!" Full text

Ok, A blonde girl really needs some money, so she goes over to her neighbors house and ask's him if he has anything she can do to earn some money. So the guy says yeah sure, you can white wash my Porch and I will pay you when I get home later today. So the blonde says ok and the guy leaves. The guy comes home later that day to find his Porch not white washed yet. The blonde comes out of ... Full text

Q. why did the blond have lipstick on the steering wheel?
A. SHE TRIED TO BLOW THE HORN Full text

a blonde was traveling along a higway and gets to an intersection not thinking she goes straight through, as she goes through she collides with a $100,000 bmw. she stps the car and gets out. Her car was perfect not even a scratch. the man gets out of the bmw and walks up to her and draws a circle on the ground. He tells her to not get out, so she stands in the circle. the man walks over to his ... Full text

THERE IS A BLOND AND A REDHEAD. THEY BOTH ARE ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. THEY DECIDE TO JUMP WHO GOES FIRST????????????
A: THE REDHEAD BECAUSE THE BLOND STOPS AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. Full text

one day a blond brunett and a red head where driving down a highway
when they"re car breaks down the red head says to the two
you brunett go fetch us help
you blond go find someone who can keep cool
and i'll go get water
the brunett and the red head come back to find the blond with the
car door
they asked why do you have the car door?
the blond replies so i can ... Full text

A man arrives home to find his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister. He asks her what she is doing, she replies, "just heating up dinner, honey." Full text

why was the blondes belly button red?
cuz blonde guys are stupid too!!
HAHA Full text

How do u kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool! Full text

Q:whats a blondes favorite nurse rhym
A:humpme dumpme Full text

i once knew a blonde so dumb that when she was on her way to the airport it said
airport left
so she turned around and went home Full text

i once knew a blonde so dumb
that when she went to bed she took a ruler to see how long she slept Full text

How can you tell that a blonde's been having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. Full text

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side Full text

A cop 1 day saw a blonde swirving all over the road. He pulled her over and asked "Mam why are u swirving all over the road?" The blonde said "Well sir its this tree in front of my car no matter what I do its always in front of me!" The cop said to the blonde "Lady thats your air freshener!!!" Full text

A blonde goes to the hairdressers with her walkman on. When it gets to her turn the hairdresser says "can you take your walkman off please" and she replies "oh no i can never take it off, just cut around it" so she does. A couple of weeks later she is back again the hairdresser asks to take her walkman off and she gets the same answer. When she is having her hair cut she falls asleep and the ... Full text

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work in the same office building, and everyday they have lunch together down the road at a cafe. On one occassion they are coming back to work and they see a small puddle of white-ish liquid on the foyer floor. The redhead exclaims "oh that LOOKS like semen!" and they all agree. The brunette leans down and smells it and exclaims "And it SMELLS like ... Full text