Whats the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do" and a blonde says "any cock i'll do"
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking. Full text

There was a blonde who was completely broke and couldn't pay her bills. So one day she decided that she was going to kidnap a child and hold the kid ransom for $10,000.
So the blonde goes to the park, finds a boy, takes him behind a big oak tree, writes on a peice of paper.......

I'm holding your son ransom for $10,000. Leave it behind the big oak ... Full text

What is more stupid than a brunette building a house under the sea?
A blonde trying to burn it down! Full text

A blonde, red head and a brunette get lost in the desert and they find a magic lamp. The Genie within gives three wishes, a wish each. the brunette wishes to go home and she gets her wish. the red head also wants to go home and she gets her wish. Then the blonde has her wish, and she wishes to have her friends back. Full text

Why are there so many blonde jokes?
Cuz blondes arent smart enough to make brunette ones!
n ps this isnt to offend neone .. its just to say that brunettes arent stupid either and that there are just as many brunette jokes as there are blonde jokes ... only that ppl lyk blonde jokes better cuz there funnier! Full text

This blonde walks into a store grabs a tv and asks the sales assistant "can i please have this tv" the sales assistant replys "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
the next day the blonde dyes her hair brown and asks again"can i please have this tv" and once again the sales assistant replys "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
the next day she dyes it red and asks again"can i please have ... Full text

3 Men were working 1,000 ft. in the air. A Mexican man, a Irish man, and a Blond. They sat down at lunch time
The Mexican man opened his lunch pail, finding tacos. He cursed and said " If my wife puts tacos in my lunch again tomorrow i will jump off this building."
The Irish man opened his lunch pail, finding irish stew. He cursed and said " Crap, if my wife packs irish stew in my ... Full text

whats a blonde with pigtails? a blowjob with handlebars. Full text

A young blonde lady on a long haul flight is trying to get to sleep. But the young man sitting next to her asks if she wants to play a game to help pass the time away. No matter how polite she is, he keeps on pestering. In order to please him, and hopefully shut him up, she agrees. He says, ???It's a question and answer game. You ask me a question and if I don't know the answer I give you ... Full text

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend. Yes, she was a blonde. He decided to take her to the football game. Afterwards, he asked he did she like the game. She replied, " It was okay, but why was they fighting over a quarter".? The boyfriend was like wat do you mean. And she said well, the ref through a quarter in the air and then they started to hit and tackle each other over the ... Full text

Q: What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?
A: NOTHING!!! Because you've already told her twice! Full text

a blonde women is getting picked on by people by saying that he can't so anything right
so the blonde gets pissed off and says "RIGHT thats it im gonna make a website for myself and advertise that i can do oddjobs"
2 days later she checks her site and see's a reply saying there is a job for her
the next day she arrives and the guy says "hi i'd like you to paint my porch please and ... Full text

What is the similarity between a blonde and the Bermuda Triangle?
They both swallowed a lot of seamen. Full text

The postman goes 2 the first house and a lady answers the door and wishes him luck because it is his last day and gives him a box of chocolates
The postman goes 2 the second house and a guy answers the door, wishes him good luck and gives him 10 dollars
The postman goes 2 the third house and a sexy blonde chick opens up the door, takes him up stairs and he has the best sex he'z ever ... Full text

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When u slap a mosquito, it stops sucking. Full text

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde ... Full text

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at ... Full text

A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were ... Full text

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a bitch called back." Full text

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a ... Full text

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the ... Full text

1)I once new a blonde that was so stupid she called me to get my phone number.
2)She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
3)She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4) She tryed to put M&M's in Alphebetical order.
5)She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6) she tried to drown a fish
7) She thought ... Full text

Why don't blondes ware miniskirts in the winter?
because they are afraid their lips will freeze !!! Full text

what did the blonde say when she look in a box of cheerios?
OOO look! DOHNUT SEEDS!!! YAY! : ) Full text

how do you kill a dumb blonde?
stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the botton of a swimming pool! Full text

What does every blonde have in her bedroom?
sex Full text

A man was talking to a blonde and decided to tell he a blonde joke, he said "How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
The Blonde thinks for a minute and says "You're not very smart are you? You would have to be the size of an ant to have sex in a lightbulb." Full text

What is the difference between two blonde ladies and one man?
There is no difference, the only thing inbetween two blondes is one very lucky man. Full text

What happened when the blonde shot an arrow into the air?

She missed Full text

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" ... Full text