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Sms Jokes #2062   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

n case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU F@$KING IDIOT!!



Sms Jokes #2061   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!


Sms Jokes #2060   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.


Sms Jokes #2059   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.


Sms Jokes #2058   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.


Sms Jokes #2057   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...


Sms Jokes #2056   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!


Sms Jokes #2055   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...


Sms Jokes #2054   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.


Sms Jokes #2053   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T


Sms Jokes #2052   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!


Sms Jokes #2051   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?


Sms Jokes #2050   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..


Sms Jokes #2049   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.


Sms Jokes #2048   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


Sms Jokes #2047   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : 'I hope she will make herself up!'


Sms Jokes #2046   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!


Sms Jokes #2045   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?


Sms Jokes #2044   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.


Sms Jokes #2043   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.


Sms Jokes #2042   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !


Sms Jokes #2041   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .


Sms Jokes #2040   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .


Sms Jokes #2039   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.


Sms Jokes #2038   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!


Sms Jokes #2037   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!


Sms Jokes #2036   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.


Sms Jokes #2035   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!


Sms Jokes #2034   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

At this moment i have a dejavu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.


Sms Jokes #2033   (12.06.2008)   Rating: [0]

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!


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