Question: Which is the power behind the pakistani tank???????
Answer: The two men, who are pushing the tank.
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UHH!!! The Johns have been FLUSHED. Full text

Why are bull sperm and politicians the same?
In each case, only one in a thousand works! Full text

why does america love john kerry so much ? because it's like loving a retarded baby! Full text

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, They usually argue before they screw things up Full text

what do you get if you put 50 polititions and 50 lesbians in the same room...?
100 people who dont do dick!!!! Full text

We go to filed. He say Bush sing like canary. I say No he sing as Bulfog! Full text

POLITICS:
POLI=many
TICS=bloodsuckers Full text

Q:what did the bush fan say to the kerry fan
A:well i'd rather have a dick and a bush rether than two johns that are full of shit. Full text

Me and a few of my friends were walking down the hall, 2 Demoncrats and moi, a republican. They began insulting my political views so in a sorry attempt to defend myself i said
"Bill Cliniton was a horrible president and he was a democrat! Democrats suck!"
My friends chuckled at this poor defense, but simply responded, "No, no...Democrats don't suck, they get sucked!" We all laughed at ... Full text

errr the police have found/seen olsama bin laden shaggin sheep but the jury let him off because they wernt his lambs Full text

FBI announced that Roosvelt probably was not totally sane in Jalta.
That's nothing new - it's a long tradition of American presidents - the last one is quite insane all the time... Full text

Q: What is 14 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole.
A: Ward Churchill's tie Full text

One sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool.

"What's wrong with you?" he asked.

"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog."

"Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?"

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A Democrat and a Republican go camping in the Iron Range of Minnesota. They put their tent down along with the Republican's hunting knife, fishing knife, hunting rifle, and fishfrying pan, and along with the Democrat's portable DVD player with Farenheit 9/11 and they sleep.
All of a sudden, before they knew it a wolf eats the Republican and the Democrat alive. In heaven, they see ... Full text

Janet Reno is living proof that Bigfoot exists, and had at least one offspring. Full text

How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to screw in the light bulb and 2 to protest the nuclear power plant that lit that light bulb. Full text

When John Kerry called president Bush to concede the election, he did ask that as a provision of the concession that he be allowed to receive a Purple Heart medal for injuries received in the ass whipping.

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Just being a Democrat is a big enough joke. Full text

Yesterday I was just sitting at work arguing with a coworker about the war in iraq, he was giveing me some of the most preposterous money numbers about the war such as $200 billion dumbfound at what i had heard i asked what was his source, he straight faced said michaelmoore.com............................ all that i could say was "john im sorry but you are one that sanity was never given to" ... Full text

How many demcrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
it's irrelevant , they're still in the dark. Full text

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but Fox news has to tell them how first Full text

3 Japanesse move into a house and had no money to afford a lot of things. A furniture man says I'll supply all the furniture you need. Then the food guy say if you throw in 2 refridgerator I'll supply 10 years of food deal. A hooker stand up and says I'll give them free sex. Why would you give free sex? I was poken at my husband and he said screw the bastards. Full text

If Monica gets cervical cancer from that cigar? Can she sue Bill?
Or maybe it was indivigually wrapped for safety. But most important was it importated or domestic .? Because we want to know if he kept it in the hood? Full text

I don't like political jokes... I've seen way to many of them be elected...
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Three Doctors walk into a bar together and discuss surgeries they
had performed. The first one said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both
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The US government is just like the Wizard of Oz.
Dick Cheney is looking for a heart.
The Senate is looking for courage.
And George Bush is looking for brains. Full text

Political jokes / So you have found your place in life, at the head of the table. / So you have found your place in life, next to your dog. What! are you a blind man or something? / So you have found your place in life, as Drew Barrymore's pillow. / So you have found your place in life, now that you held up the Wimbledon trophy. / So you have found your place in life, when are you going to ... Full text

Whats Cheneys first name? Dick
Well, When you have a Dick and a Bush, your screwd. Full text

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Washington, D.C.

MY DEAREST PRESIDENT HUSSEIN, 18 FEB 98

I HOPE THIS LETTER REACHES YOU IN THE BEST OF HEALTH. THINK OF YOU OFTEN, SO
I DECIDED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER TO LET YOU KNOW I AM DOING WELL AND SO IS HILLARY. I UNDERSTAND WE DON'T EXACTLY SEE EYE TO EYE ON THIS U.N. INSPECTOR
THING, BUT I'M SURE AFTER I EXPLAIN MY ... Full text