A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blonde ... Full text

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!'
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said 'I can't take this, ... Full text

How come blondes can't dial 911? Cause they don't know the number! Full text

A policeman pulls over a red convertible for speeding, and driving the car is a beautiful, buxom blonde in skimpy clothes. The policeman asks her for her license, but the blonde looks around her car and purse for it and can't find it anywhere. So the cop asks her for her insurance papers, and she looks and can't find those either.
The policeman tells the blonde to stay put while he goes ... Full text

Why the blonde run accross the cracker box?
Because it said tear along the dotted line! Full text

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
"Humpme Dumpme." Full text

Give her a bag of m&ms and tell her to alphabetize them! Full text

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were out sailing and got shipwrecked on an island 100 miles from shore. The brunette circles the island and finds a bridge. She walks to shore. The red head flags down a boat and hitches a ride. The blonde didn't know what to do so she swam. 50 miles out she got too tired and said ''I'm to tired to finish.'' she turned around and swam 50 miles back. Full text

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders ... Full text

A blonde was suspecting her husband was cheating on her. So one day, she decided to go home early. She opens the door and sees her husband all over another girl. The blonde pulls her gun out of her purse and points it to her head. The husband says, "No! Don't do that! I'm sorry!" The blonde replys, "Shut up. You're next." Full text

This blond was driving on the highway and there was a trucker in front of her. She had to get into the lane that the trucker was in and she cut him off. The trucker decided she had been on the highway to long and told her to pull off to the side. The blond did this and waited until the trucker got out of his truck. He got out of his truck carrying his pocket knife. He told her to get out of ... Full text

How do you kill a blonde?
You put a scrach and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. Full text

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
10 - 1 to make the dough and 9 to peel the M&M's.
How many blondes does it take to fix in a lightbulb?
10 - 1 to hold the bulb and 9 to rotate the ceiling! Full text

One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize. He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window.
She begins to giggle, so he looks back at ... Full text

A blonde walks into a library and shouts, "CAN I HAVE A CHEESE BURGER AND CHIPS?!?"
The librarian replies, "This is a library."
"Sorry," the blonde whispers in a barely audible voice, "can I have a cheese burger and chips?" Full text

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to ... Full text

There were 3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. There was this magic mirror, and if you said a lie in front of it, you would disappear.
The redhead went up to it and said "I am the prettiest girl in the world" Poof, she disappeared.
The brunette went up to the mirror and said "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world" Poof, she disappeared.
The blonde went up to the ... Full text

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M company?
Because she threw away all the Ws. Full text

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out Full text

A blonde woman is speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and is pulled over by a female police officer who is also a blonde. The
blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She digs through her purse and gets progressively more agitated.
"What does the license look like?" she finally asks
The policewoman replies, "It's square and it has your ... Full text

A man and a blonde were having sex. The guy asks the blonde, "Was I the first guy to ever have sex with you?"
The blonde replies, "I don't know. Your face looks familiar." Full text

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with ... Full text

... 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention".

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds ... Full text

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a ... Full text

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q: How do you kill the blonde's sister?
A: Tell her to go down to the bottom of the pool and do CPR. Full text

A young man just got a new job as a ventriloquist. He was to do a comedy act at a local bar. With a dummy sitting on his lap the young man started his act. He started telling the audience dumb blonde jokes.
In the middle of a sentence a blonde stood up and hollered, "It's people like YOU who discriminate against people like me! Does the colour of one's hair prove anything? Does it ... Full text

There was a blonde who was so dumb that she
a) locked herself in a restroom and wet her pants
b) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
c) tripped over a cordless phone
d) tried to put m & m's in alphabetical order Full text

Question: "What did the blonde's right leg say to the blonde's left leg?"
Answer: "I don't know. They have never met." Full text

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retreiver Full text

A blonde and a brunette are in a car and the blonde is driving. The blonde is going 70+ mph and the speed limit is 60. The brunette says, "Be careful. A cop can pull you over if your speeding!" The blonde slows down, but only to about 65 mph. A little while later, the blonde says, "Uh-oh, there's a cop behind us." The Brunette says, "Is he after us?" The blonde says, "I don't know." The ... Full text