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Joke #2096
(Jun 12, 2008)
Rating: [-6]
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Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on! Full text |
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Joke #2095
(Jun 12, 2008)
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You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day. Full text |
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Joke #2094
(Jun 12, 2008)
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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number Full text |
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Joke #2093
(Jun 12, 2008)
Rating: [-1]
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You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it? Full text |
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Joke #2092
(Jun 12, 2008)
Rating: [-2]
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You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you Full text |
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Joke #2091
(Jun 12, 2008)
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You should know what it takes to look this cheap! Full text |
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Joke #2090
(Jun 12, 2008)
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things. Full text |
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Joke #2089
(Jun 12, 2008)
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You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number Full text |
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Joke #2087
(Jun 12, 2008)
Rating: [-6]
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You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance. Full text |
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Joke #2086
(Jun 12, 2008)
Rating: [3]
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! Full text |
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Joke #2085
(Jun 12, 2008)
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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed! Full text |
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Joke #2084
(Jun 12, 2008)
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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!! Full text |
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Joke #2083
(Jun 12, 2008)
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." Full text |
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Joke #2082
(Jun 12, 2008)
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? Full text |
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Joke #2081
(Jun 12, 2008)
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This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! Full text |
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Joke #2080
(Jun 12, 2008)
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." Full text |
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Joke #2079
(Jun 12, 2008)
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. Full text |
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Joke #2078
(Jun 12, 2008)
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! Full text |
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Joke #2076
(Jun 12, 2008)
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The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood ! Full text |
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Joke #2075
(Jun 12, 2008)
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? Full text |
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Joke #2073
(Jun 12, 2008)
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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand Full text |
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Joke #2072
(Jun 12, 2008)
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oses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? Full text |
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Joke #2071
(Jun 12, 2008)
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Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed Full text |
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Joke #2070
(Jun 12, 2008)
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Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place. Full text |
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Joke #2069
(Jun 12, 2008)
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. Full text |
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Joke #2068
(Jun 12, 2008)
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Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it? Full text |
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Joke #2067
(Jun 12, 2008)
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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment... Full text |
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