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Joke #1220   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Cinderella wants to go to the ball more than anything.(you know the story) So all the sudden the fairy God mother appears and says she will make it so cinderella can go to the ball. The fairy god mother says to Cinderella "the only thing is you have to be back home by midnight or i will turn your pussy into a pumpkin!" So cinderella agrees and goes to the ball, she is having a great time and loses track of time. Before she knows it, its after midnight. The fairy god mother appears and says "cinderella i told you what would happen if you werent back my midnight....so POOOOOOF! all the sudden cinderellas pussy turns into a pumpkin.....The fairy god mother turns to cinderellas date and says "What do you think of that? He replies thats ok because im peter peter the pumkin eater!......HAHA



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Joke #518   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

An Old man has a bad tooth ache, he goes into the dentist office. The dentist brings him into the room and looks at the tooth, he tells the old man we cant fix it we need to pull it out! The dentist gets some novacane, the old man says I can't take that...I am allergic to it! So the dentist leaves the room and comes back with some laughing gas...the old man says I can't take that I am allergic to it! So the dentist is getting mad, leaves the room and comes back and sticks two pills in the ... Full text


Joke #519   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Why did God create men? Because Vibrators can't mow the lawn. Full text



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