Whats the difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on the taxman?After you get caught the tax man still wants to screw you!
A couple went to a sex therapist for help. The man said "Please doc, You gotta help us. Our sex life is in a rut." The doctor said that he had to examine each of them and only then could he make a recommendation. After the examinations he sat them down and said, " Ok, what you need to do is stop by the grocery store on the way home and pick up a bunch of grapes and a dozen doughnuts. When you get home both of you strip down and sit on the ground with your legs spread. Sir you will roll the ... Full text
What's the difference between a 747 (a passenger plane with 2 levels) and a blonde?Some people have never been inside a 747... Full text