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Joke #1232 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [3]

there where 3 black woman washing their clothes in the missisipi river the first lady wanders up to the second lady and says **hay there midi......midi whaddya coll yer ole man?** the second lady replies **why ah coll my ole man bigggg ballllls cos he gotta the biggest balls this side of the missisipi riva!!** the third lady comes over to join in on the conversation and she's asked by the other two **hay there midi.....midi whaddya call yer ole man?** **why ah call ma ole man biggg diccck cos he got the biggest dick this side of the missisipi river!!** finally the second two ladies ask the first lady **why midi...... midi you havn't told us what you call your ole man.... and she replies** why ah call my ole man draaaambuie** **drambuie* they reply **aint that some kind of fancy liquor??** SURE IS she says THATS A MY OLE MAN!!l
lol i love this joke it has to be read out loud in a sourthern accent to have any effect!!

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