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Joke #1234 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Theres a black rooster standing ontop of a fence.
How many eyes does it have? *u answer 2*
How many legs does it have?*u answer 2*
How many wings does it have? *u answer 2*
How many beaks is there? *U answer 1*
Okay, there is a white cat under it.
How many hairs does it have? *u answer i dont know*
So your telling me..you know more about a black cock than a white pussy?

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Joke #546 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

How many flies would it take to screw in a light bulb?
2, but i have no clue how they would get in there. Full text

Joke #547 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [6]

A husband and wife are having sex upstairs with the window open when a bumblebee flies in the window and into the wife's vagina. The man and the woman freak out and decide to go to the emergency room. When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, to start having sex with the woman, and then to attract the bee and pull out his penis along with the bee. After a minute the husband and wife agree to the plan. The doctor starts having sex ... Full text

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