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Joke #1237   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

My First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just her and I
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how but I tried my best
To put my hands upon her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
As she slowly spread her legs apart
And then I did it I felt no shame
All at once some milky white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
Milking a cow.



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Joke #552   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

This guy and his girlfriend are driving down a road, RREEEAALLLLLY SSLLLOOWWLLLYYYY. The girl says that for every 5 miles an hour he goes, shel'l take off a part of her clothes. So he goes 5 miles faster, her shirt. 5 faster, her pants.Eventually she is naked and hes going 75 mph. They then crash into a ditch. The gut is stuck and cant move. The says she'll go out for help. The guy tells her that he can reach his shoe and that she can use it for a bit of "clothing". She puts it over her ... Full text


Joke #553   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.
' What are you doing up here, ' said the man.
' I'm going to kill myself, ' replied the woman.
' Well, before you do,what about giving me a blowjob? ' said the man.
The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.
' Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? 'asks the man.
' Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as ... Full text



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