This guy and his girlfriend are driving down a road, RREEEAALLLLLY SSLLLOOWWLLLYYYY. The girl says that for every 5 miles an hour he goes, shel'l take off a part of her clothes. So he goes 5 miles faster, her shirt. 5 faster, her pants.Eventually she is naked and hes going 75 mph. They then crash into a ditch. The gut is stuck and cant move. The says she'll go out for help. The guy tells her that he can reach his shoe and that she can use it for a bit of "clothing". She puts it over her ... Full text

A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.
' What are you doing up here, ' said the man.
' I'm going to kill myself, ' replied the woman.
' Well, before you do,what about giving me a blowjob? ' said the man.
The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.
' Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? 'asks the man.
' Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as ... Full text