A man gets the words "I Love You" tatooed on his dick. He goes home and shows his wife. She looks at him and says " There you go putting words in my mouth again" Full text

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is busy reading when he walks in, and she sets her book down into her lap when she hears him say " Honey this is the pig I fuck when you have a headache."
She looks at him puzzled, and says "Dear if you look closely, you'll see that's a sheep, not a pig".
He looks at her...and says "If you look even closer, you'll see that I'm not talking to you."
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