Two elderly residents were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing
home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting; for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life."
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple moments starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds
it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man
with a satisfied smirk.
"Get serious," she finally says, rolling her eyes. "I want four times
in the rocking chair.")