A nun is sat on a bus and sat in front of her is this slaphead that is eating a bag of prawns and he keeps spitting the heads off the prawns onto the floor
so the nun keeps picking them up and throwing them out of the window in the end she gets fed up of it and
presses the Emergancy Stop button
So the slaphead turns round and says
"You can get a ?50 fine for pressing that you stupid slut "
so the nun says
"And when i cry rape and they smell your fingers you will get 10 year"