There were two guys hanging out one guy says "Hey man i know this
chick who can suck your dick and sing at the same time" the other guy was shocked all he could say was "Yeah ok" "No really she can i have her card right here you should give it a shot its only $5" so the guy said what the hell its only five dollars so he calls up this girl and she meets him at a local motel when they get into the motel room she tells him to drop his pants because she is going to sing the national anthem while sucking his dick he couldnt believe it but he did what she said before she started she turned the lights off he got pissed and flipped them back on he wanted to see this happen but she told him "i cant do it with the lights on it wont work" he said fine whatever and turned the lights back off she started to suck his dick and sing he couldnt believe what was happening without her knowing he quickly turned the lights on and she ran out although he was confused he said whatever fuck it and went home when he got home he took his pants off and a glass eye fell out.