This little boy lived in a bad neighborhood, and there was a whore house right next to his. His mother would make him walk to the store, but he had to pass by the whore house. Every time that he went by, the same whore would stick her head out the window and say "Hi little by," and hold up her little pinky finger. Finally the boy said, "What the hell, why do you always hold up your little finger when you say hi?"
She looked at him and said "Because that is the size of your penis."
Pissed off, the boy made a huge circle with his pointer finger and thumbs, and said "Hi nice lady."