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Joke #1253 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

a guy walks into a truck stop after traveling for days. he goes up and asks the guy at the counter...."hey, are there any good women in this town to screw?"...the guy said "no....but we have wong the china-man in the back if you want him.....i dont go for that shit said the guy....a few hours later he goes back up to the guy at the counter and asks again....."are you sure there isnt any women in this town?"...the guy said...no women...but we got wong the china-man in the back....the guy said no i dont go for that shit...he sits back down....about 10 minutes later he goes back up to the guy and asks..."but just in case i did go for that shit how much would it cost?"....the guy at the counter says..."100 dollars".... the guy said "WHAT! why so much for him?.....the guy at the counter said...well we gotta first catch him and hold him down....wong dont go for that shit either.....

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