A convict was released from prison after serving five years. His first stop after leaving the prison was a bar, where his main objective was getting laid. After having a few drinks, he approaches a pretty young woman. He proceeds to ask her out. She says no. Desperate, he says, "Alright this is the deal, I have been in jail for five years and I am dying to have sex." "I will pay you $100 to have sex with me". Disgusted the girl replies, "No way!" The convict then says, "OK $300 just to put the head in." The girl contemplates the situation and replies, "OK why not, I could use the money." They go in the back of the bar where she bends over and lifts her skirt. The convict thinks to himself, "I'm gonna bury it all the way." He approaches and does just that. The young girl says, "OOhh that feels nice, why don't you put the rest in?" The convict replies, "Fuck no!" "A deal's a deal!"