A convict was released from prison after serving five years. His first stop after leaving the prison was a bar, where his main objective was getting laid. After having a few drinks, he approaches a pretty young woman. He proceeds to ask her out. She says no. Desperate, he says, "Alright this is the deal, I have been in jail for five years and I am dying to have sex." "I will pay you $100 to have sex with me". Disgusted the girl replies, "No way!" The convict then says, "OK $300 just to put the head in." The girl contemplates the situation and replies, "OK why not, I could use the money." They go in the back of the bar where she bends over and lifts her skirt. The convict thinks to himself, "I'm gonna bury it all the way." He approaches and does just that. The young girl says, "OOhh that feels nice, why don't you put the rest in?" The convict replies, "Fuck no!" "A deal's a deal!"
When someone asks what your looking for when it comes to women- just say a pizza. Something I can eat everday and not get tired of it. Full text
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning, for about a ... Full text