There was a grandpa and a boy fishing one day. The grandpa smokes a cig and the little boy says can i have one, the g-pa says can dick touch ur asshole, kid says no , g-pa says then no, so a little lata the g-pa pulls out some beer he takes a drink the kid says can i have some , g-pa says can ur dick touch ur asshole kid said no it cant g-pa said well then no, the kid says fine... they fish a little longer the kid pulls out a piece of bubble gum starts chewing it. the g-pa said can i have a piece. the kid said can ur dick touch ur asshole. the g-pa said well yah. kid says good for u go fukr urslef this is my gum...