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Joke #1261 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

There was a grandpa and a boy fishing one day. The grandpa smokes a cig and the little boy says can i have one, the g-pa says can dick touch ur asshole, kid says no , g-pa says then no, so a little lata the g-pa pulls out some beer he takes a drink the kid says can i have some , g-pa says can ur dick touch ur asshole kid said no it cant g-pa said well then no, the kid says fine... they fish a little longer the kid pulls out a piece of bubble gum starts chewing it. the g-pa said can i have a piece. the kid said can ur dick touch ur asshole. the g-pa said well yah. kid says good for u go fukr urslef this is my gum...

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Joke #600 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [1]

So this couple is in the dudes care makin' out. They decide to take it to the back of the car. He starts goin' down on her. A couple of seconds into it, he feels something in his mouth. He pauses and pulls it out. Its a fuckin' pea! Hes like 'whatever, I'm gonna get laid', and goes back down. A few more seconds go by and he feels something in his mouth again. Slightly irritated, he pulles it out and sees it is a carrot. Whatever man, gonna get laid, gonna get laid, he thinks. Goes ... Full text

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