Little Johnny was at Sunday school one day, and the nun that was teaching him asked the class, which part of your body do you think reaches heaven first? A girl named Sally answered with 'I think the hands are the first part of your body that reaches heaven because God will pull you up by your hands because you pray with them everyday'. That's an excellent answer Sally replied the nun. 'I think your legs go first!' said Little Johnny, the nun, confused asks 'why do you think that?' and ... Full text

These two buddies are hanging out at a bar, and the one buddy says to the
other buddy " Hey man, what's the deal with all this luck you have with
women? We both dress about the same, make the same amount of money,
and neither one of us is bad looking or anything. What's your secret?" The
lucky guy says " You know, it's all about the package." "The package, what
the hell do you mean?", says the unlucky guy. The lucky guy says " Every
time I go out, I stuff a ... Full text