Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel's pierced?Thats because its a handy place to hang the air freshener.
Little Johnny was at Sunday school one day, and the nun that was teaching him asked the class, which part of your body do you think reaches heaven first? A girl named Sally answered with 'I think the hands are the first part of your body that reaches heaven because God will pull you up by your hands because you pray with them everyday'. That's an excellent answer Sally replied the nun. 'I think your legs go first!' said Little Johnny, the nun, confused asks 'why do you think that?' and ... Full text
These two buddies are hanging out at a bar, and the one buddy says to the other buddy " Hey man, what's the deal with all this luck you have with women? We both dress about the same, make the same amount of money, and neither one of us is bad looking or anything. What's your secret?" The lucky guy says " You know, it's all about the package." "The package, what the hell do you mean?", says the unlucky guy. The lucky guy says " Every time I go out, I stuff a ... Full text