A bus driver stops and picks up two older women from the bus stop.
He drives a couple of miles down the road and picks up a blind man from a bus stop.
A couple of miles later, one of the old women runs to the front of the bus and claims that the blind man is molesting her...the bus driver in disbelfief replire, "
About 5 miles later, the other woman runs to the front and claims the same thing...the bus driver says, "He's blind annd you are 80 years old..he isnt molesting you, go sit down!"
The bus driver gets to worrying about the two women, so he pulls the bus over and runs to the bus to check it out.. He finds the blind man laying in between the ailes of seats with his hands in the air grabbing for something. The bus driver said, "Sir, can I help you?" and the blind man relpies, "Yes, i lost my toupe and I was trying to find it, I found two, but they were both parted in the middle!"