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Mickey and Minnie went on a date after the date Mickey says to Minnie Can i come in minnie didn't have too much fun so she said i'm tired mickey not today. Mickey tells minnie i'll give you $50! HELL YEA she said... when inside mickey says can you take off your clothes for me? Minnie says no.. he says what if you turn off the lights and i give you $100 minnie thinks to herself well he won't see me what the hell sure. so she turns off the lights and takes off her clothes. I'm gonna tickle you so she falls on the bed trying to run and then the next thing you kknow minnie screams... MICKEY YOU FUCKIN BASTARD THATS NOT MY FUCKIN BELLY BUTTON! MINNIE YOU STUPID WHORE THATS NOT MY FINGER NOW BEND THE FUCK OVER!!!