Have you heard about the kid that was born last week. He was born with no eye lids. Apparently the docktors took the foreskin off his dick and made him eye lids. Yeah, now he's cock eyed Full text

little johnny is in the middle of class and stands up and sais i have to piss and the teacher sais now johnny the proper word is urinate and well your in the bathroom i want you to think of a sentence that has the word urinate in it and so johnny goes and does his thing and comes back and the teacher goes well johnny did you think of a sentence and he goes yep urinate and if you had bigger tits youd be a ten Full text