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Joke #1288 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Do you know the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
When your girl friend touches your hair your dick stands up, but when your wife touches your dick your hair stands up.

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Joke #655 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

one day a priest went out to his farm to check his hens but to his surprise there was no cock hen! he announced in mass has anyone seen a cock? all the woman stood up, he then said i mean has anyone got a cock, all the men stood up, he said, no no i mean has anyone seen a cock witch does not belong to them, half the woman stood up, no no no, i mean has anyone seen my cock, all the kewire boys stood up!!! Full text

Joke #656 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Twinkle, twinkle massive Knob, how she likes it in her gob
when she feels tht certain twitch she pulls it out
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