top reasons to date a contortionist
1. we are unbelievably flexible
2.we can perform in practically every position
3.we have perfect technique, good rythm, and great hip rotation
4.we are used to wearing very little clothing
5.we know how to use others equipment to our advantage
6.we dont mind getting all hot and sweaty
7.regular splits are for gymnists and dancers... its called over stretching!
8.we love to perform
9. practice makes perfect and when we are perfect we still want to do
better
10. we're not as delicate and fragile as we look
11. we're used to having bruises on our knees
12.we're always open to new moves & positions
13.karma sutra is for amatures