You may have heard this one before but thought it was funny and wanted to share..........

A guy is walking into his apt. room one day when he see a beautiful young woman standing outside her door in nothing but a towel. she waves him over and says," you wanna see whats under this towel?" she slowly starts to undo the towel when she stops and says " I think I hear sombody coming, we better go inside." So they go into her room and she proceeds undoing her towel. After it is completely off she asks, "What do you like the best?" The man replies, " your ears". She says "my ears? what about these tits, or my ass or my pussy? why do you like my ears?" The man replies, "remember in the hallway when you said your heard somebody coming,...it was me!"