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Joke #1291 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Two guys are sitting in a bar. One looks over at the other and asks how his sex life is going. The second guy looks at him blankly for a moment and replies," Eh, i'm having social security sex." His buddy looked puzzled for a minute then finally asks what the hell social security sex is. "Yeah well i get a little every month but its not enough to live on."

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Joke #661 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

there was a black man named fred who was a hitman. one day fred had a job in a pawn shop some fuckers to this rich daughters watch and sold it back to her for 2 times its worth. on that day fred killed the man with a clock seven gun which some people know it is compatable with a suppresser. after the job was finished he took his swiss army knife and stabbed the bastard at least 27 times. after he was done with the unnesacery stabbing he found an object that looked pecululer. it was a lamp so ... Full text

Joke #662 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Why are lesbian so lazy?
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