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Joke #1292 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A man walks into a bar and sees this very attractive woman, he buys her a couple of ddrinks and they hit it off. They go to her appartment and he is surprised that there are many teddy bears on the shelves. They have great sex and in the morning he asked her how he did. She said you can take anything from the bottom shelf!

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Joke #663 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [3]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."
First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and ... Full text

Joke #664 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator. Full text

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