there were three men a spanish man, a german man and and english man. They were invited to a castle by a king of spain. The reason the king invited these three men was to see if he can make his daughter scream. The king says, "the first one to make my daughter scream will marry her." So the spanish mans go's into the room doesnt make her scream. The german man goes in the room doesnt make her scream. the english guy goes in there and makes her scream. The king ask, "how did you make her scream?" The english man says,"I play trick, i play trick i put hot sauce on my dick.
The little fly flew in the door-He flew right into the grocery store,He pissed on the cheese and shit on the hamand wiped his ass on the grocery man.When the grocery man saw what he had doneHe loaded up his gatling gunHe chased the fly all up and down and tried to shoot him in the brown.But the little fly was much too slickHe showed the grocery man a trickHe flew around the room and then-Went and shit on the ham again.When he had ... Full text
there was an old farmer who sat on a ricklaughing and waving his big hairy........................fist( plz try to get it this time u dumbasses) Full text