what do a rubix cube and a penis have in common?
the longer you play with them, the harder they get!!!!! Full text

3 nuns decided to help da community nd paint a room in da community centre. they bought all the paint nd were about 2 start wen one of the nuns sed, "shudnt we take our clothes off incase we get paint on them?" they all agreed nd decided 2 paint naked. nearly finished nd der was a nok on da door. they shouted , "who is it?" the reply came, "blind man!" They thought there wud b no harm in lettin a blind man in so they let im in. "woah nice tits so, where do u wantthe blinds man!"
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