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Joke #1297 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A pissed off wife finally says to her husband whose been bothering her for sex "thats it! I demand some manners in bed just like at the dinning table." Then her husband slowly creeps into the bed and says "Honey......Please pass me the virgina!"

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