There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it
As he wiped his chin, he said with a grin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!
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1.You are bald for life.
2.You have a hole in the top of your head.
3.You've got two nuts living next door.
4.You've got an asshole living behind you.
5.You get shoved into a dark hole constantly.
6.Whenever you get excited, you throw up and faint.
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