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Adult Jokes #1300   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

TO girls:
I'm good at math:add a bed,subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
I aint no Fred Flintstone, but i'll make your bed rock!
Suck my dick, theres a future in it.
(Go up to a girl and check the tag at the back of the shirt, when she asks what you are doing say) Yep, made in heaven!
Beavis and Butthead form of pick ups:
Hey Baby, come over here, huh, huh, huh I said come.
Anytime pick up:
(Wave a girl down using the finger motion come here, when she comes, say) I made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with 2!!

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