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Joke #1300   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

TO girls:
I'm good at math:add a bed,subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
I aint no Fred Flintstone, but i'll make your bed rock!
Suck my dick, theres a future in it.
(Go up to a girl and check the tag at the back of the shirt, when she asks what you are doing say) Yep, made in heaven!
Beavis and Butthead form of pick ups:
Hey Baby, come over here, huh, huh, huh I said come.
Anytime pick up:
(Wave a girl down using the finger motion come here, when she comes, say) I made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with 2!!



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Joke #679   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
a blow job with handle bars Full text


Joke #680   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

One day little red riding hood was going to go see her grandmother, So she got some cookies and some other things ready and right before she was going to leave her mother turned to her and said RED you best look out for that big bad wolf cus he'll pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red pantys and fuck your little red socks off. Oh dear said little red riding hood, So she continues on her way. About 2 hours later she get to her grandmothers house and she is soo pleased ... Full text



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